Battle of the Toilet Seat

Published on August 17, 2006 By sushiK In Home & Family

OK men get in trouble because we leave the Toilet Seat up.
We get in trouble because women for some reason are in such a rush to do their business that they do not see it is up and Plunk fall in. The man then gets scolded for leaving the seat up.

Now sometimes we do not see the seat is down and occassionally we hit the seat and have a ricochet splash that goes god knows where. Yet if we were to say to the woman 'Hey you left the seat down' there would be dead silence followed by laughter as it has just become the social norm that the seat is to stay DOWN.

In this day of equal rights I say it is time for Men to finally get our right to keep the seat UP.

** Keep the Seat UP ** and pass it along.

Comments (Page 2)

Tova7

on Aug 17, 2006

I never understood the big deal and I have three males in my house.

I don't care if its up or down because I always CHECK it.

I can't imagine pulling my pants down and sitting on ANYTHING without looking first!

sushiK

on Aug 17, 2006

I can't imagine pulling my pants down and sitting on ANYTHING without looking first!

My imagination just took a left turn!

Dr Guy

on Aug 17, 2006

I can't imagine pulling my pants down and sitting on ANYTHING without looking first!

My imagination just took a left turn!

Mine just fell out of the chair laughing!

Tova7

on Aug 17, 2006

My imagination just took a left turn!

HAHHA.

Well a girl likes to know what she is getting, um, into.

foreverserenity

on Aug 17, 2006

Oh the humanity! Tonya, we are women hear us roar!LOL!

I usually look too, except for the times I was half asleep, eyes barely opened, didn't even switch the lights on and ended up on a very cold toilet, not pleasant!

My other pet peeve is the sprinkling that happens when my hubby pees, all over! Yuck!

UBoB

on Aug 17, 2006

My wife has her own bathroom and I have mine. Mine comes complete with self-flushing urinal. The seat on my toilet never needs to go up except for cleaning.

The only bathroom fixture we share is the Jacuzzi.

feisty_in_ohio

on Aug 17, 2006

In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, "This Means War"
Put the dang seat down so I can have a nice comfortable sit-down!
And - there better be more than one sheet of toilet paper left on the role!
I'm locked, loaded, the B-52s are full of bombs and warming up on the runway!
Arrg!!!

MasonM

on Aug 17, 2006

Easy solution, piss in the sink. Do that once or twice and the complaints cease.

feisty_in_ohio

on Aug 17, 2006

MasonM - you are so bad! Kaboom.

UBoB

on Aug 18, 2006

I do think it strange though that men are expected to put the seat down to avoid our ladies having some sort of half asleep nocturnal accident while we cannot expect the seat to be up in order to avoid the same. I know when I was much younger and living at home I would wander into the bathroom at 3:00 am, stumbling and groggy from sleep, forget that the seat was down and piss all over it. Then one of the women living in the house at the time would wander in about 3:30 am and sit down on something much more alarming than a cold porcelin rim.

foreverserenity

on Aug 18, 2006

Easy solution, piss in the sink. Do that once or twice and the complaints cease.

UBOB:

do think it strange though that men are expected to put the seat down to avoid our ladies having some sort of half asleep nocturnal accident while we cannot expect the seat to be up in order to avoid the same. I know when I was much younger and living at home I would wander into the bathroom at 3:00 am, stumbling and groggy from sleep, forget that the seat was down and piss all over it. Then one of the women living in the house at the time would wander in about 3:30 am and sit down on something much more alarming than a cold porcelin rim

Hahahahaha ROFL!!!!

Adventure-Dude

on Aug 18, 2006

UBob don't forget about those seat covers that makes it nearly IMPOSSIBLE TO PEE. You know the ones that are designed to not stay up. Or worse yet are the foam ones. You press it againt the cover and it stays only long enough to be a 3 second taley-wacker. Just when ya are in position and WHAP!

These should be illegal!!!!!!!

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