Snakes on a Plane

Published on August 15, 2006 By sushiK In Entertainment

There is a new movie soon to come out with Samuel Jackson that is simply named
'SNAKES ON A PLANE'

I am pretty sure the movie will live up to it's name and suck but I am in awe that they didn't even bother giving the movie a real name like 'Air Venom' or 'Snake-Jack'.

In the flavor of dumbing down movie titles for the masses here are a few I thought of:

Indiana Jones = Guy who steals Relics
Jaws = Shark with Big Bite
The Shawshank Redemption = Guy in prison

Anyone have any more?

Comments

Caracarn1

on Aug 15, 2006

Scarface - Coke, sluts and guns.

Dr Guy

on Aug 15, 2006

Earthquake = Buildings fall down

Towering Inferno - Building burns up!

sushiK

on Aug 15, 2006

Scarface - Coke, sluts and guns.

That actually sounds good the other way too!

Smokey and the Bandit - Good guy chases bad guy
Dawn of the Dead - Dead come at morning

sushiK

on Aug 15, 2006

French Connection - American Cop in France

foreverserenity

on Aug 15, 2006

Hahaha this is hilarious! I didn't ever look at movie titles in this way and it's very amusing!

Dawn of the Dead and all other shows like that could be: Dead people walking

War of the World : Aliens Attack or Big giant Ships come from Sky!

Star Trek : Men in space going everywhere

Anoconda : Big giant snake try to eat people

Exorcist: Girl possessed by creepy looking demon

Alien vs Predator: Two weird looking aliens fighting

nmrhth

on Aug 15, 2006

You may not like the title, but Samuel L. Jackson reportedly agreed to do the movie without reading the script because he liked the title so much.

kingbee

on Aug 15, 2006

Samuel L. Jackson reportedly agreed to do the movie without reading the script because he liked the title so much

especially after his agent made sure jackson and snakes were never in the same place at the same time.

titanic=ship sinks slowwwly

wizard of oz = girl and dog fly off and come home.

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